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Penn Freshman

Uptight conforming overachiever from a wealthy family who attends the school only for prestige and almost certainly plans to major in business.
Synonym: Holton Senior.

Half of the Penn Freshman class is from Holton-Arms!

by TIME November 25, 2003


freshman sway

A special dance, similar to grinding, that all the insecure freshies do at dances. The girl is in the front and the guy is in the back, both moving quickly (or slowly, depending on the tempo) from side to side. Maybe someone should teach the little freshmen how to dance...

Boy: Hey, do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah, sure...
*awkward freshman sway*

by dancexpert November 22, 2009


Thicc Freshman

A 14 or 15 year old girl who was lucky enough to have good ass genetics. Whenever she wears anything along the lines of tight pants, middle school boys watch and bust a nut in their pants while high school boys (mainly seniors) try to smash. Then said thicc freshman comes out as lesbian. When that happens, everyone is on the side lines, bustin nuts.

"DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, THATS A THICC FRESHMAN GEOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"- Geoff's conscientious.

by liljoshee64 April 26, 2019


freshman graveyard

All the empty bottles you and your friends finished during your first year at college. Usually kept in a duffle bag under someones bed.

*finishes handle of strawberry Svedka*
ADD IT TO THE FRESHMAN GRAVEYARD

by kittykat0218 December 21, 2013


Freshman Fingers

Something that happens to first year players in the NFL where a rookie will be thrown a pass a veteran receiver would catch easily but the rookie doesn't catch it.

Man, Torrey Smith is so good

No dude he has freshman fingers, he misses so many passes

by nweinberg January 22, 2012


Freshman Shitties

When a college freshman who lives in the crappiest residence halls, otherwise known as petri dishes, is sick and just generally feels like complete shit for most of their first semester of college.

I got the freshman shitties BAD.

by Fancie(: November 20, 2014


Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017