friend

A friend is someone with whom you share the fondest of memories....but those that only you will understand .... exchanging mugs of coffee three doors down, a time share cat named Joseph, on the road telephone conversations into the night,cooking Christmas turkey, tequila shooters, and When Harry Met Sally.
A friend is someone that you can snuggle into on the couch and laugh and cry and talk, or do nothing at all.
A friend is someone who is honored with the title of best friend and will always hold it, even though circumstances change around them, time grows scarce, lives grow busy, minds grow forgetful and the opportunities for that closeness are not as available anymore.
A friend breathes deeper and diverse meanings into the word love.
A friend is someone who is always held close in the heart no matter the distance between three houses.

When considering together the earth's gravitational pull, both the quantum theory and the theory of relativity and the sound waves emitted by good and not so good (but nastalgic all the same) 80s music i can quite boldly say....i miss my friend Ben.

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Friends

a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.

Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.

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as a friend

What you say about the cutest, nicest, most incredible guy that you hang around with after your boyfriend asks.

Boyfriend: are you cheating on me with that guy i ALWAYS see you with?
Girlfriend: No! I just like him as a friend

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Friend

Someone you can share details of your sex life with, without it being weird.

Only a true friendship could withstand conversation including the intimate details of their kinky sex.

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friend

An unorthodox name picked by someone who has no end in mind. This person does not see the difficulties that will arise in trying to address them by using this name.

A: Hey Sean, have you seen Friend?
B: You're my Friend.
A: No.. I mean Friend Koay

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Friend

a friend, at its most basic level, can be defined as someone who is not family that, if you died tomorrow, would come to your funeral.

Guy A: Ugrhhh *dies*

(a week later)

Guy B: Im going to Guy A's Funeral, he was my Friend!

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friend

Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money

friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...

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