Beast from Within

An astoundingly huge and horrible fart; the kind that can clear a room, or even an entire grocery store – a fart from which there is no escape for innocent bystanders.

The act of letting such a fart is to "set loose the Beast from Within."

"Hey, why is everybody leaving?"
"Don't go in there!"
"Why not?"
"Frank just set loose the Beast from Within!"

Moby from Brainpop

A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.

Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"

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Gramps from Hive

BADASSERY

Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming

Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
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Grunt (From Halo)

the funniest thing in the halo world they try so hard but never win

Grunt (From Halo):ill chase him ill catch him and then wont know what to do

elite: you idiot

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meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

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Man From Nantucket

an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.

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Scotty From Marketing

A colloquial way of expressing the Australian publics views on the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. This is contextualised in the way of expressing the government figure as a business man instead of a politician and is usually done in the way of an insult of burr.

That scotty from marketing cunt is a fucking cocksucker aye greg
yeaaaa bazza that cunts wack

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