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Fuck me pack

An Accessory- A small, usually black leather or vinyl backpack, worn by females going out for a night on the razz to nightclubs, parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who may or may not wish to send the signal "fuck me". Worn in place of handbag or clutch to carry around essentials for a night out.

Very popular late 1990s and often worn with Fuck Me Boots.

β€œHey Shazza, were you wearing your fuck me pack the night you scored my ex?”

by NZ Queenie August 8, 2023


Are you fucking me?

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.

1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"

by Kateebby August 15, 2008

63πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Me Right

A Phrase used when you are feeling like an idiot for saying something, or someone gives you shit for something.

"Karla"- Hey matt, why didnt you go to class this morning there was a test?"
"Matt"- Fuck me Right?

Adam-"Matt Why didnt you drink last night, you could of gotten laid easily?

Matt-"Fuck me right?"

Fuck me right is a rossy saying.

by Matt Feichtinger October 30, 2007

76πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 August 30, 2007

96πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

by coip20 May 14, 2011

27πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.

"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."

by ldne May 15, 2005

50πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


fuck me sideways

when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)

'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"

by pgdog August 29, 2018

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