A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.
Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.
A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."
I am a survivor of the Ian Function
Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.
How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.
Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”
Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”
Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!
Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!
A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property
"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"
Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut
OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!