When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."
"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
A ceremony honoring a person who passed away. Involving burial.
A party or celebration for the death of someone.
Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?
Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”
“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”
The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
Funeral-Istic;
1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.
2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.
3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?
2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.
3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.
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