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THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT
GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU
Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.
Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!
Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS
Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.
jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
Bro did u see her laying on the bed in that video.
Yea that thang was on full Garfield
Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance
Garfield lol
I do The Garfield to your mother
i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday
Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks