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when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday
Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks
Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
when a bitch got orange titties
“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”
When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.
If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.