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someone who says a lot of things which are not true.
This gas man got beaten up the other day and nearly died but he told his friends he was standing there as strong as a steel soldier and they should see the other guy
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A unit of currency based upon the value of a one liter discharge of flatulence of a number 5 fartane rating.
That burrito was delicious waitress, I just paid you 10 gas dollars and 2 extra for your tip.
Gas passed by a Jewish person that smells so bad it would put Hitler's gas chamber to shame.
"Hitler's gas chamber ain't got shit on my Jew gas"
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An instrumental song written and recorded by Mason Williams in 1968.
It is still one of the most popular instrumental songs ever recorded
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when a homie keeps his gas tank just above empty because of a lack of funds to fill it up any further...most of which has already been spent on alcohol, weed and food.
Homie 1: Man, that nigga Coomsay's gas dial is barely above empty. He always has just enough to turn his engine on.
Homie 2: I know man, that nigga Coomsay is gas hustlin'.
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1. The term used to identify when society as we know it will de-evolve. As prices rise, this time approaches closer.
2. A joke the rich find particularly amusing. They typically laugh about this while driving their SUVs and Escalades.
3. Source of panic attacks, high stress, and sudden interest, used by various media sources to get people's attention.
1. The way gas prices are now, we can expect things to end in about two or three years.
2. I say Carruthers, do you care about gas prices? Me either! Ha ha ha!
3. Gas prices are expected to rise, be sure to tune in later today as we discuss this topic of which we will have no solutions, and give you more to gripe over.
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Anal sex where the male spreads open his partner's buttocks and inserts his penis inside as deep as it can go. He then thrusts repetitively or "pumps" until ejaculation. Upon said ejaculation, the receiver will clench his or her butthole, preventing the semen from being released. The fun does not end there because round two must be initiated virtually, immediately afterwards. The process is repeated, although when the receiver's butthole is spread, it is the sole responsibility of the pumper to let as little semen escape as possible as he dives in for this round. The pumping begins again and if done correctly, the excess friction combined with the reservoir of semen accumulated from the first ejaculation will yield a small, yet apparent amount of gas that is leaked from the process. After ejaculation for the second time, the pumper will claim his reward as he kneels over to open his partner's butthole as well as his own mouth. He then begins to feast upon the semen saved up in his partner's butt. This hot and steamy surprise is just enough to satisfy the hard work and dedication put into this process.
After a few monotonous nights of anal sex, Ken and Bridget decided to mix up their sex lives by trying the Gas Pumper. Bridget was in awe knowing that Ken had enjoyed the semen she had harbored in her butt for him.
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