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A gentleman's rape occurs when somebody is raped. However, the rapist uses a condom because he is classy and has some level of decency as a gentleman should have.
"Dude did you hear about that rape that happened on campus?"
"Yea, but the rapist was classy. It was a gentleman's rape they found a condom."
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A man who derives a living from their own finacial assets or has other sources of irregular income leaving them financially secure without any typical employment, duties, or financial responsibilities. Such a man may be self-made or they may be the result of inheritance. A true gentleman of leisure enjoys a high quality of life involving mostly recreation and leisure activity, and often prides himself as a playboy, adventurer, or a gentleman gambler. While most are wealthy enough to remain without occupation they will often portray occupation with some line of work such as an investor, speculator, business owner, professional gambler, or even being involved in some sort of illegal or illicit trade.
After making ridiculous amounts of money by selling his design to a large company, Tom now fancies himself a gentleman of leisure. He spends most days hanging around the pool reading The Wall Street Journal, and spends his nights at the club either drinking with ladies or playing high stakes poker in the back room.
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A specific type of homosexual man. He's "fancy" because he dresses sharply and is well groomed, like many of his ilk, but strictly in a homosexual sense.
Other euphemisms would include "Light in the loafers", "Gay", "Dandy", etc.
Such men usually accumulate many fag hags that are usually either very pretty or very ugly. Rarely are they "tweeners".
Most men's gayder will pick them up in short conversations though they are usually not outwardly gay in manner.
Tipoff's include a university vocabulary with a light lisp at times(especially when inebriated, ie. Barney Frank-though Frank is too slovenly to be considered "fancy"), manicured nails, well tailored suits with nice shoes and a fastidious overall appearance. Other indicators include left leaning politics and though many are not "out of the closet" they will often claim to "not have met the right girl" despite not having been married well into their 40's and 50's.
Confirmed "Fancy Gentlemen":
Anderson Cooper
David Geffen
Oscar Wilde
Clay Aiken
Suspected "Fancy Gentlemen":
Lindsey Graham
George Stephanapolous(though married)
There are elements of fancy gentlemen in the following but several disqualifiers that prevent accurate labeling:
Barney Frank(poorly tailored suits and questionable habits/manners)
Lance Bass(poor wardrobe and questionable vocabulary)
Andrew Sullivan(doesn't consistently dress well enough and looks too "butch" at times to be considered "fancy")
Scene: A ballroom dance style political fund raiser for an "over the top" liberal campaign.
Rob: "Hey Mike, get a load of the Fancy Gentleman over there sucking up all the pretty girls."
Mike "Great, another night of slapping the salami so the Dandy over there can pump up the self esteem of the dumb pretty girls who are either afraid of real men or don't yet understand he's gay".
Rob: "Let's blow this joint."
Mike: "Poor choice of words."
Rob: "I hear the GOP is having their fundraiser over at the strip club off of 50th St. in downtown."
Mike: "We're outta here."
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collective name for cock and balls
1. I got my gentlemans package trapped as I decended the ladder.
2. Ive been hit in the gentlemans package so hard ive had to go to the doctor.
3. Look at the gentlemans package on that land mamal.
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The Gentleman's Facial occurs when a man ejaculates inside an unsuspecting woman's mouth when receiving a blowjob. The woman becomes so enraged over this, she spits his jizz directly back upon the man's face, giving him a gentleman's facial.
He gave me no warning that he was coming in my mouth. I gave him a Gentleman's Facial just to teach his sorry ass a lesson.
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the gentleman's bang is when you have sex the morning after with the ugly girl you brought home the night before and had sex with, in order to make her feel pretty, special, sexy and respected before you ask her to leave. Like any good gentleman would.
Chino saw an ugly girl leaving Franks apartment early one morning and immediately called him to ask " Frank what's up with letting that girl stay over your place? Frank replied " Its all good Chino , I had to give her a "gentleman's bang" this morning to make her feel pretty because that's the kind of man i am.
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Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.
After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.
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