god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

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Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.

In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."

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re-gift

To keep a collection of gifts you have received in order to send or gift them to someone else.

Mommy, it's my friend Jonny's birthday next week.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.

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Gift Ambush

When both parties agree not to give gifts for an occasion, (usually Xmas) and then one of the parties gives one anyway (with or without warning/malice/regard)

I told my uncle Whatshisname to NOT give me a gift this year, but the fucker gift ambushed me. I chopped him in the neck, so we are even.

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sacred gift

A large set of breasts.

"(My breasts) only get in the way."
"How can you say that? Those are a sacred gift!"

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gash gift

a gift given to a mother after the birth of a baby via c-section.

John gave Suzy a necklace as a gash gift after she delivered their baby via c-section.

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Gift Bag

Best way to tell someone you either didn't care about wrapping their present or you just don't know how

There are 8 or 9 gift bags under our christmas tree this year.

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