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When you jizz on your knuckles after mast bating
After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.
The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.
I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.
When some guy cums all over a girl so they look glazed like a donut
"hey have you been teen glazing yet?"
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Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.
I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.
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When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.
Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"
Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"
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