Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.

Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.

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Glen Westlake Middle School

gay it legit makes everyone wanna snap their necks and nobody likes mrs eloe

"glen westlake middle school gave my son depression and now he is dead from self inflicted gunshot"

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Orange Glen High School

Orange Glen High School (OG) is located in Escondido, CA. It is the most stereotyped school in the Escondido area. Rumors circulate about use of drugs on campus, gang fights, and prom babies. OG is located in a low income neighborhood that is mostly Hispanic, but the effect of this upon the school is not “ghetto”. OG is instead a culturally sensitive school with an amazingly dedicated staff. And although not perfect, OG does not pretend to be.

Janet: I’m sending my daughter to San Pasqual High School.

Gloria: What’s wrong with Orange Glen High School?

Janet: It’s known for druggies, fake ass gangsters, and being crazy ghetto!

Gloria: Actually, despite that there is a low income and minority neighborhood surrounding OG, their soccer team won the regional championship, their newspaper won a national award, and their Academic League Team competed nationally in Washington D.C.

Janet: Hmmm. Maybe I should pull my head out of my own ass.

Gloria: Much agreed!

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Glen Westlake Middle School

Oh Glen Westlake, how terrible that school is. It’s full of the preppy ass kids or ghetto ass kids. Not much of a in between. Some of the counselors are fine, but getting stuck with Ms. Fox could kill you. That school gave me both depression and anxiety. It’s full of future school shooters and druggies who would sell their first born for weed. You can get a detention for simply not having a pencil. Oh And don’t worry half your friends will have to go to either south or east, so be warned who you hang around cause you might have to watch your friends leave you at the end of the 3 terrible years. Westlake was probably the worst 3 years of my life and probably yours as well if you go there.

Person 1- “you went to Glen Westlake Middle School right?”
Person 2- “unfortunately I did. Damn that school was fucked up with it’s stupid ass kids and crazy ass teachers, thank god im out of there”

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Glen Innes High School

A shithole of a school. Filled with eshay dickheads, durrie smokers a crackhead. An absolute shitshow. If you come here, you're a moron or an eshay cunt nugget.

Random Student #1: "Do you go to Glen Innes High School?"
Random Student #2: "I'd much rather commit seppuku and eat out a penguin's ass."

glen crest middle school

where kids think they are everything and perfect but everyone is just a bunch of basic white 6th graders. at glen crest there are only about 6 real friends you can choose from. all the boys are either to stuck up and ugly or shy and even more ugly. everyone there always says they want to go to the other schools but then decides to stay and hate it. when you tell someone a secret it gets around the whole school in about 0.5 seconds.

mia: i told jordan my secret about.. him and now everyone knows

maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right

glens falls high school

the breeder school

"Hey man did you get some pot?"
"Yeah dude, I went up to that breeder place glens falls high school!"

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