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Bbf goals are not supposed to be perfect all the time
they will be arguments but that is a true goal if you can pass them one does not just leave them behimd as if they were never there
Bff goals have arguments
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A very cheap and lucky goal that someone gets in while playing nhl09. It usually happens when a glitch is in the game or someone gets a really lucky goal.
Wow, you weren't even facing the net, that was such a moskowitzzzzz goal.
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“Wealth, my son, should never be your goal in life. Your words are eloquent but they are mere words. True wealth is of the heart, not of the purse.”
― Og Mandino, The Greatest Salesman In The World
“The road of life is strewn with the bodies of promising people. People who show promise, yet lack the confidence to act. People who make promises they are unable to keep. People who promise to do tomorrow what they could do today. Promising young stars, athletes, entrepreneurs who wait for promises to come true. Promise without a goal and a plan is like a barren cow. You know what she could do if she could do it, but she can't. Turn your promise into a plan. Make no promise for tomorrow if you are able to keep it today. And if someone calls you promising, know that you are not doing enough today.”
― Iyanla Vanzant, Acts of Faith: Daily Meditations for People of Color
life goals
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The act of tapping the ball just before it goes over the line even though it was already going in. This mean the goal now goes on the record of the last person to touch the ball. Hence that person just 'goal stole'
Damn that b**** just goal stole off me!! and its the finals too!
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A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.
Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."
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a game played when walking with a group of friends.
you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.
“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”
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Doing well in life , on a smooth path , smooth sailing
Yeah I'm doing alright these days I'm kickin goals
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