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a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing
My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish
When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
"Man, she was goldfishing hard last night at that wall."
"I know her mind looked completely empty"