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A high amount of excess fat around the cheeks and chin area, like Bubba Gump himself in "Forrest Gump".
I was behind a fat chick earlier today, and when I tapped her shoulder to get her attention, she jumped and spun around with her bubba gumps flapping in the wind.
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After FUCKING some chick so hard; she needs leg braces and is slightly RETARDED after the ensuing offense. She also mumbles and drools when she gets excited or is in heat.
What happened to that girl?
-She was Forrest Gump'd
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Rhyming slang for a "dump" ie. a shite
"where is the paper, im off for a forest gump"
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An un-racist retard that went to college for football instead of cross country
Forrest Gump
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1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.
1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!
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A retirement plan, of sorts, for mostly white trash University of Alabama people, usually living in the South. Generally speaking a low-end wage earning Gump will claim a back injury and go to an unscrupulous Gump doctor (Yes, there ARE gumps who managed to complete med school and residency, and become licensed) who will assist in the claim of a debilitating health condition. Ultimately the participant in the Gump 401K will receive a monthly check, tax free, so technically we could refer to this plan as a Gump Roth IRA.
The recipients can usally be found hanging around Auto Zone trying to return a 10 year old starter from one of the many broken down Firebirds (aka trailer park Corvette) sprinkled in front of their God-forsaken turd shack of a house but don't understand that Auto Zone does not accept starters actually purchased at Advance Auto.
Some like-minded individuals will also participate in a Mama Gump 401K. This is where the least successful of a Gump mother's offspring returns to his birth home and mooches off said mother's social security check. On account of an unhealthy need for familiar approval, the mother freely allows the formerly errant son to have full reign of the double-wide mobile home. He may even make a half-hearted attempt to rebuild the transmission from his '77 Trans Am that he spray painted black and gold to look like Smokey's car as in "Smokey and the Bandit." He constantly claims to be looking for work when he is not reading the Auto Trader. Usually these people talk of an imaginary check that they will be receiving as a result of a settlement in a lawsuit filed against his employer after a fall from a roof some 6 years ago.
This individual can be seen at the local Wal-Mart, staring carefully and nervously at cold medicine boxes. Said indivual will usally have a bottle of acetone or Heet brand water remover in his cart and quite possibly a container or two of drain cleaner. Tonight he ain't fryin' catfish; he's gonna make a batch of shithouse meth. He will pay for the purchase by returning the Similac cans he "purchased" a week earlier using the WIC vouchers (sort of like food stamps for babies)intended for his numerous illegitimate half-wit Gump kids.
Mama, did my check come in today? I need to buy a three neck Pyrex boiler for the shed.
gump 401k--retirement plan for broke-ass rednecks who could not read the questions on the asvab which is a prerequisite to join the alabama national guard.
BobbyRay had a supervisor's job lined up at the chicken farm but decided to step in chicken shit, fall on his ass, and get hisself a Gump 401K.
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The act of attempting to class up a dick pic by including a box of chocolates next to it via email on an internet dating site.
Guy 1: Yo, my boy Shannon Sharpe has been slaying the ladies on match.com lately.
Guy 2: Really? How's he doing it? I'm having zero luck on there.
Guy1: He's sending every girl the Forrest Gump.
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