Gunt-Sack

A fatty sack of stomach that hangs over one’s belt.

Hey Scott! Your Gunt-sack is hanging below your shirt! Tuck that in!

Skegness gunt

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on

Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them

The Gunt Stunt

When you sniff a naughty substance off a sweaty gunt (The Gut & Cunt combined).

The Gunt Stunt Defined.

Gunt Owner: Moy!!! Want to sniff Ket off my Sweaty Gunt!

Moy: Yes please! I love that Gunt! It enhances the flavour of the Ket!!!

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

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Gunted Baby

Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.

Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"

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Canada's Gunt

The maritimes

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt

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MR Gunt

MR Gunt

Mentally Retarded bloke, with tiny cock and fatty deposits around the genital area.

Women 1: Look at that MR Gunt
Women 2: He'd have better luck finding sex in a Zoo or Wales.

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