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Bench-Handy (noun)
The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.
"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"
A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it
"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."
The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.
Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.
The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.
Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**
A little handicap and a little special ed.
Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.
A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.
All hail Handy Dan
When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.
Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba