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A series of books that often get compared to Lord of The Rings or Lemony Snicket's, Series of Unfortunate Events but really are nothing like the two.
Many people love to critisize the books even if they have never attempted to read them before.
Kid 1: Wow Harry Potter is so fucking stupid! Lord of The Rings is so much better!
Kid 2: Have you ever read any of the books?
Kid 1: No.
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When one does/says something that is Harry Potter related.
Annie: "What's that dude doing?"
Morgan: "Dude it's obvious - he's Harry Pottering."
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The act of staying at college over Thanksgiving, Christmas, and spring vacations, just like Harry did for every vacation.
Roommate: Hey, are you going home for Thanksgiving break?
You: Nah, plane tickets are too expensive. I'm Harry-Pottering it this time.
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THE BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER!!!.........
Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies!!)
The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse
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a highly overrated book about kid who realises he is a wizard and goes off to a boarding school called Hogwarts.He has two best friends called Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.He also has an owl called Hedwig. i've read 5 of the books and honestly don't see what all the fuss is about.
'oMgZZZZ the new HArry P0tter b00k c0mes 0ut s00n,i'm g0nna wait in the rain 0vernight s0 that i can get the first c0py LOL!!!1!!!!1one!!1!1!111!'
'why not just go tomorrow,it's still gonna be on sale..'
'STFU!!11!1!!I l0ve HArry POtter!!1!1!1!!one11!'
me:*bangs head against table*
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A Harry Potter is a sexual term which references a man pulling out of the mouth of a woman during oral sex, to ejaculate a zigzag (lightening bolt) pattern upon her forehead.
Hey man! Dude, it was crazy last night. Sheila was sucking me off and I totally gave her a Harry Potter. I hit a little high though and got some in her hair - she was pissed
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The Harry Potter (n. & v.):
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.
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