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aka "The Poor Man's Orangewood"
Lake Highland Preparatory School's baseball team is horrible, even with a Cy Young winner throwing bp. They lose to Orangewood 10-0 every year.
The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.
I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that
Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.
As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.
A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"
John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.
The act of getting on your knees to give a blow job but pulling back and headbutting them in the balls.
My boyfriend asked me to get on my knees and give him a blow job. He was in for a shock when I decided to give him The Highland Ram.
A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.
Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"
Highland Park or "Park Cities" is a place within Dallas, TX. As someone who grew up there and graduated HPHS a Cross-country star + Drill team Belle (B/C being an HP Cheerleader = slut) I can honestly say that everything the "haters" say is true, EXCEPT: Everyone IS supremely educated. Even the "airhead" Moms are SUPREMELY educated. The Dads of HP wouldn't marry anything less. (This isn't FRISCO for heaven's sake.) Parents. Students. Everyone is VERY educated and MOST know better than to act "out-of-sorts" or against their bloodline, but alcohol and ABSENT parenting is a real problem and it causes even the most educated to act VERY low-brow. If they don't get chartered off to rehab by Senior year, they usually end up throwing the best parties, bc again, their parents are never around...so.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
Person: Where'd you grow-up?
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.