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A fusion of education and prison for adolescents.
Calling it 'the best four years of your life' is fucking bullshit. Each year you spend at this so-called 'school' has it's own special horrors.
Freshmen: Every other grade hates you. You probably hate yourself, too, because you're too goofy for the older grades who've lost their desire to exist. Having anything remotely close to an interaction with one of you is like trying to talk to a circus animal who just got introduced to cocaine.
Sophomores: At this point, you begin to understand why freshman are hated as much as they are. The main feature of your sophomore year is that 'groups' such as the athletes, the nerds, and the druggies emerge. It's like being in a television show where everybody is a walking stereotype.
Juniors: You've probably lost your sanity and your will to live by this point. Because senior year is just a big blow-off and a waste of everybody's time, you get to spend this year cramming four semesters' worth of content into two. The main specialty of this year is getting carpet-bombed into oblivion by homework.
Seniors: You spend no time on school whatsoever. In school, you probably don't give a single fuck what your grades are and will instead devote endless hours to doing nothing when you could be in college or at home learning a skill.
Karl: What is that giant brick building?
Joe: That's high school.
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Most say its hell but that word doesn't even begin to describe it.
Parents "How was High School?"
Kid "It starts with a h and ends with L."
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A government funded prison system where teenagers are locked up, typically eight hours a day five days a week, and then told they are learning valuable information. They are then fed what they are told to be nutritional food, but is really a by product from a horse shit processing factory.
Hey, in High School I learned how to solve equations with two variables.
In High School I learned about the political changes following the creation of the internet.
In school I learned nobody gives a shit
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A rare feeling. This is the feeling you get when you realize how amazing your life is. It could be achieved in many different ways depending on who you are, but it is never achieved through drugs. For some people it is getting an adrenaline rush , for others it is simply watching the clouds go by on a nice day. The results may vary, but no matter what your always happy. You'll often find your self cheesin' for no reason and have an indescribable feeling flowing through your body.
For me, I often find myself high on life when I am sitting back in chair on a December night when off school. I will be sitting next to my fireplace in my dark living room, no one else awake, just watching the snow fall out my window. It is at these times I truly appreciate family, friends, and everything life offers. I have yet to experience a better feeling.
Guy 1: Hmm... You know what? I fucking love life!
Guy 2: Looks like your high on life. Enjoy it while it lasts...
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When you smoke mad bud and your really high and really horny. So horny that your not even touching yourself and you feel intense pleasure.
I'm having a horny high right now and it feels amazing!
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(noun) The time in which the sun is the highest in the sky, allowing for the sun to get in neither of the participant's eyes during a Western draw. Our favorite futuristic cowboy often notes when this time occurs.
It's high noon...
Draw!
A place where teens have so much pressure that they are pushed so far to the point where they just want to kill themselves.
“ High school is putting so much pressure on me!”
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