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Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.
Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory
Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.
1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"
2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"
3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"
4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
An exclamation said when referring to something very cool
"Holy cool! look at that iPhone!"
"You can actually do that?! HOLY COOL!"
When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.
Person A: Look at this!
Person B: HOLY SHEESH
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A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!
One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.
Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!
What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.