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Person 1: Wow, what kind of car is that?
Person 2: That's a Honda S2000. They make them for gay people I think.
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if you think your car is cool when it sound like a broken blender and has a spoiler taller than a tree, you probably drive a Honda. Honda drivers are retards with backward hats on while they vape. these little cars sound like pissed off bees and only top out at 60 miles per hour.
i would like to drive a Honda.
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A shitty engine on Hondas, mainly used on ricers.
Stands for VAGINA Tech
Duuuuuude loook at my tuned Honda Vtech
Yeah the stickers and 5 hp each one.
And the the big ass wing like 150 hp.
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when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.
I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!
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When a Honda owner over estimates his own car by thinking it is a Lamborghini, therefore constantly challenging every car or so.
(Me in Ferrari): "What a nice clean Eg."
(Honda Cunt): *Looks then starts bashing the limiter at the lights*
The two cars take off the Honda gets smoked.
(Me in Ferrari): "Wow was going to tell him how i appreciate his clean Eg but he was a Honda Cunt."
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It is the two side of girls that drive them. One side is the ugly, fat, 80’s,90’s Honda girl. Then other side Is the hot 2020’s Honda girl.
I want a Honda’s girl . ? >🚷<?
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Someone that tends to rip ass. Generally sounds like a Derby car.
"Wow that guy is a honda racer."
*rips ass
"Damn dude you're a honda racer"
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