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a hand job from someone with a hook for a hand.
the cold hard steel of her hook on my peen made for an amazing hook job.
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A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.
As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.
Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."
crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify
She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus
A band famous for their song, "Sylvia's Mother." That can be a good or a bad thing, which is up to personal interpretation.
Dr. Hook made a song called "Sylvia's Mother."
Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.
Doug, your a straight hook.
The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.
My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.