Poo Hoop

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.

Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.

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fleecing the hoop

The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.

Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.

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Shooty Hoops

When a bunch of dorky middle/upper middle class white people play arcade basketball.

Dude, did you see Kevin the accountant playing shooty hoops last night?

Yeah bro, he was balling. I bet him a couple longnecks I'd win. I failed epicly.

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take it to the hoop

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.

A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!

or

A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!

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the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

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hoop-d

Chris's ghetto ass ride

yo nucka gimme a ride in da hoop-d

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hoop-la!

playing your local hispanic radio station at MAX volume w/ windows down, while driver and passenger act like idiots, 3rd or 4th person is not required, but highly recomended for maximum fun and pleasure! one person MUST have a bongo and play with the beat.

"Holy mackeral Batman, get that bongo!"
"Were doing the hoop-la?"
"OOOOHHHH yea! its prime time on La Raza!"
hoop-la hoop-la hoop-la!!!!!!!!!

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