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N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky
A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.
That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.
A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"
Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon
“Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged”
“I know, what a big girl”