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A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.
Qualifitcations include:
Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)
A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)
A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)
A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)
Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.
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When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.
Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.
Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.
Greenpeace Hot Pocket.
greenpeace hot pocket.
See definition.
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the act of puking in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
She was so drunk she asked for a Georgia Hot Pocket
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Like an Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of putting shit into or taking a shit in the girl's vagina, you put an actual Hot Pocket in there.
I burnt my dick while giving some girl a Washington Hot Pocket.
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A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
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Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.
Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.
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when one decides it is a good idea to poop in a towel in order to seek the attention of his peers. this is only done by individuals who have no brain and think crew is life.
Student 1: Yo did you hear the crew team made a Chaminade Hot Pocket?
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
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