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A person who is not longer than 2 day healthy and after 2 days literaly gets retardet plus he is a bastard that is stupid and likes to lik the dick of Bernhard Schmid
You are such an Hugo Mathis
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Hugo Lloris is a french footballer that plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the French national team as the goalkeeper.
Hugo Lloris: “Hey there French guys”
Mbappe: “Are you Racist?”
Hugo Lloris......
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1. Strange Strange Fella
2. Champion Bloke
3. A chick magnet who has sex over 35 times a week.
Woah check out that pimp....thats Hugo Oks
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When having sex, you place and hold a pillow over the girl's face and right at the time of climax, you pull the pillow away, pull out, and bust-a-nut right in her face!
Yo, I totally Hugo stiglitz'd that fine ass teacher from the bar last night!
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Diry Mexican. See definition for penis, douchebag, asshole, beaner.
Hugo, you're such a fucking douchebag. Why do you wear those gay ass sombreros beaner?
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A desperately romantic Malaysian singer-songwriter based in Sydney. On good days, he carries himself with a warm gentlemanly air and has a mischievous glint in his eyes. This contrasts sharply with his gift for writing dark, melodramatic songs. On bad days he looks like a shabby, fallen aristocrat trying to scrape his mess of a life together. But all in all, he is a talented, interesting character who is helping to define a new generation of musicians and the character of Sydney as a whole.
His songs are characterized by contemporary concerns such as the post-colonial condition, urban alienation and gender identity – articulated by the growls and wails of his Epiphone Dot Studio and his oddly cigarette-burnt, yet innocent voice.
Girl 1: Oh, that's him isn't it?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Hugo Yap!
Girl 2: The guy who sounds like Townes Van Zandt and Nick Cave jamming in a shack out in the Malaysian countryside?
Girl 1: You can't even begin to describe his sound!
Girl 2: Oh shucks, I wish someone would introduce me to him!
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The toilet. The place you go to relieve yourself.
"I have to go to the hugo tomé so badly I'll pee in my pants if I have to wait any longer."
"I Heard Zé Serra puked inside hugo tomé"
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