Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

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Humans

Humans are a bunch of fucking retarded cunts that smell of shit and one day I will chop all you fuckers up you fat slags

Did you see they humans walking around their dirty bastards

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A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals

Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan

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humanity

often mispronounced as "Hugh Grant in tea"

"oh, the Hugh Grant in tea of it all!"

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human

A perfically good insult

R: hey bro
T: your a shit excuse for a human
K: ouch

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humanous

A descriptive word; defining a noun to have the features or descriptive attributes of a human.

"I know im not from here, though i see myself, so humanous.."

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