Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

CB Humming Bird

The act of sucking out the hot frothy ejaculate out of your wife after her cuck done drop a 4 day load. After such gargling to savor the flavor.

I can’t wait till her cuck comes over, I’m in the mood for a CB Humming Bird.

Humming birds

Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport

join the "humming birds"

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

hum strummer

A person who hums a tune while playing the skin flute (masturbating)

Hum strummer Johnathan was a hummin and a strummin the flesh guitar

Hum diggler

A person who digs up old shit, just to be shitted on by either friend/foe/ or fellow hoe. Also can be an Ass eater skeeter beater that tried to have amnesia. A Bible thrower with the flames of his lord and savior in said persons pants but not the dance of what’s really going on; Hums on that back of one’s ass just to get by : yes man

Have you spoken to Mika lately ? Shes been a real hum diggler. I had to tell that bitch off .