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A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
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1) someone who humps hoes in the backseat of his el camino
dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes
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When your so horny you fuck the shit out of a grill
Sadie gave me blue balls so I became a nut buster grill humper
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Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.
Purple Flying Monkey Humper
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A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
Humpin everything and everyone in site the humper thumper
This dang dog is humpin everything get him off my leg dang nasty humper