Bean Hung

you know, like when you're eating lots of chili and you get that pain right under your heart... that's a bean hung

"Oh man, I ate so much chili, I've got this pain rightcheer" ::points to chest::
"You gotta bean hung"

Miami hung

A man sufficiently endowed to be considered “hung” by Miami standards (i.e, 9 inches or more).

A subcategory of vacation dick often encountered in Latin America.

“I’m sore from all that action last night. That guy wasn’t just hung, he was Miami hung.”

The Hung Factor

To entertain someone by being yourself, no matter how goofy or silly it may be, without realizing you are in fact looking like an idiot. This is sometime better than talent on reality shows!

The fat guy dancing on Dance 360 has The Hung Factor. No wonder the crowd loves him.

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timme hung

a really gross man , that shares horible pictures while you are enjoying your dinner peacefully

what's this , man!!
ughh so gross
yeah ahah, that pic is soo timme hung

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over-hung

THE DAY AFTER A NIGHT OF HEAVY DRINKING. MORE THAN YOUR AVERAGE HANG OVER. IF FACT SO FAR PAST, THE ONLY WAY TO CURE IT IS TO START DRINKING AGAIN.

I totaly killed a keg last night by myself, I'm fucking over-hung. Ah fuck it let's go drinking.

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hung bomb

A turd that comes part-way out of your ass then gets stuck, causing one to strain severely in order to pass it.

Jim: Damn! Did you see how red Frank's face was when he came out of the shitter?

Jack: Yeah, I bet he was in there trying to drop a hung bomb.

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Well hung

A lesbian with long fingers.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well hung!

Marg: Hey Pam, have you seen Trish when she takes off her softball glove?
Pam: You bet I have Marg, Trish is really well hung!

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