i'm not a model

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...

Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!

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I'm gay

Well congrats! U probably knew what this meant but wanted to see if anyone was saying anything positive,, so I'm here!!! And ye,, I'm LGBTQ+, not some random straight person tryin to fit in lol

Person A: hey,, I'm gay
Person B: cool.

((No joke this happened to me))

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I'm Ghost

I'm gone; I'm out; I'll see you later.

Sammy Smallz: I'll see you in a bit up at the school.
Jennifer : Alright, Later.
Sammy Smallz: ight i'm ghost!
Jennifer: huh?
Sammy Smallz: I'm gone duh!

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i'm screaming

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

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Bitch I'm

a Cow

"Bitch I'm a Cow, Bitch I'm a Cow"
"Moooooooo,Moooooooo"

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i'm weak at that

A phrase used to express how weak you are at something without actually laughing.

Person 1: Bro, mans Josh got burned by a treesh.
Person 2: Deadass B?
Person 1: Deadass bro.
Person 2: Wow, I'm weak at that.

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i'm fucked!

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

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