who do I have to blow

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

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Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

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I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

do I have a big pp

yes you do your pp big very big

jared: do I have a big pp

jane: yes your pp very big

Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

how do i vent like

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

how do I shot web

The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual

In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?

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