I Like To Think So

The cool way of saying 'in my opinion'. It is often said after sharing pretty suspect opinions/bullshit. It can be abbreviated to 'ILTTS'

''aslong as they provide sexual favours women should be allowed the same rights as men...i like to think so''

'aslong as they provide sexual favours disabled people should be allowed the same rights as men...i like to think so''

''i hope my neighbour lets her children in the garden tonight so i can watch them play...i like to think so''

''i met a black person yesterday...i like to think so''

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I like your shoelaces

You may or may not get this reference but if you do thank god!!
If not read the example sentence

Me:Hi I like your shoelaces

You: Thanks I stole them from the president

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i like ginger tea

Definition 1: When ginger people... meet tea... and they like it.
Definition 2: When two ginger people and two less ginger people (but ginger at heart) form a truly awesome band and weave the intracate threads of music.
Definition 3: Lesbian who spends all her time on chat room sites.

Ginger person: Wow this tea is good.
Tea: Thanks.
Ginger person: Do you know something? I like ginger tea!
Tea: Riiiiight.

Fat person: Wow this music is cool it must be i like ginger tea.

God: I like ginger tea made music which inspired me to make the world. Amen to them

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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.

I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4

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i like it up the shitter

When you like a dick up in your arse

Girl. I just had it up the arse
Girl 2. So you like it up the shitter?
Girl. Yeah I like it up the shitter

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I like your shoelaces

Answer “thanks I took them from a unicorn” this means that the person answering is also big fat juicy gay yum yum. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR TUMBLRS VERSION!!!!!

Person 1 “I like your shoelaces
Person 2 “thanks, I took them from a unicorn”

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i like sexy pie

a phrase used to end an awkwad silence or an awkward moment that usually resuts in laughing nd people staring at the person who said it

three friends are sitting around hangin out. they were all having a discussion about what they did the week before and then... an awkward moment/silence occurs.
tom:i like sexy pie!!
matt:*laughing... gives tom a look of confusion*
tammy*laughing... also gives tom a look of confusion but asks tom...* what the heel does that mean? what is sexy pie? and what does it have to do with anything?
tom: i dont know... i just thought somethin needed to be said to break our silence and and tension so i said what came to mind!!!

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