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come to Daddy give me a kiss
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big
your a bad kid now i will do it dry
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You are a good person, you have good taste in animals, your a chad and most importantly you are the best person.
Jeff: hey dude do you like cats?
Josh:Heck!! yea i love cats
Jeff: wow your so cool big w for you plus your a chad
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A phrase that I used to believe was "cringe" - not really cringe but that's the only word that comes close to how I'd describe it. A friend of mine also found the word "cringe" too, but also agreed that the word cringe didn't do it justice either. Perhaps the notion of love was what made it cringe. My friend never told anyone they loved them, but rather showed it by action. I didn't willingly ever tell anyone I loved them, but only did so because they said it first and I would've gotten yelled at if I didn't say it back.
Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.
"I love you" isn't cringe, it's the best and hardest phrase to say in the English language, but it means the universe and beyond if you hear it from just the right someone.
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Being in love with you is crazy, it’s the main and sometimes the only reason to get out of bed. It feels like hot chocolate or coffee moving down the back of your throat and into your belly; warming you. Your my warms, my sun my everything. I love you looks like avoiding finding out what time it is because then the time goes slower and I know how far away you are and it hurts a little more. It’s knowing that when you have the strength to say it no matter how scary it’s easy because you mean it. I know what it’s truly like because I love you to no end Beau.
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(brit.)
"I fucked your mum"
In the style of cockney rhyming slang, this can be used to say "I fucked your mum" even in a more formal setting among those in the know while seeming perfectly polite.
"Oi, oi mate. I love the sun."
"Ohhhhh fuck off mate"
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Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
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When you love somebody with your heart soul and body you say it three times.
Boyfriend: I love you so much
Girlfriend: I love you I love you I love you
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