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Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024


Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024


Blooming

blo͞omiNG/

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When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022


Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.

William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.

by The REAL Artist January 5, 2023


rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 8, 2014


Lateral bloom

Lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people.

The relocation of an up-and-coming IT firm from Bangalore to Armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.

by GlobalistaFC December 1, 2016


blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet

corbin blooms my daffodils

by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017