When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/
aka piddle pud.
1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.
2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."
A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.
I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*
Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.
When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.
Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick
Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis
(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants
Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.
Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.
Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!