internal bleeding

when u having fun in the moment but regret it later

A: how was ur night
B:lit until i had internal bleeding the next morning

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International Waters

The bed of a woman notorious for luring men into it.

"Did she end up hooking up with that guy?"
"Yeah, she drowned him in international waters last night."

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Billed the Intern

The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".

I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.

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internalized misogyny

thinking misogynistic stuff because of unconscious assimilation.

"She sais she's not like other girls"
"Thats because she has internalized misogyny"

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internal cumbustion

when cock explodes inside your pussy, filling it with jizz

My boyfriend is internal cumbustion engine. He can cum five times in a row , without pulling out

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amnesty international

Organization whos purpose is to give basci freedom to people in opressing countries.

Amnesty International should really try to legalize pot.

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International Relations

The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.

Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"

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