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A song by the arctic monkeys showing that all the pedofiles come out at night
“Cause they say it changes when the sun goes down, over the river going out of town.”
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An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.
Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.
This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.
Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with a side of pear salad
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger, you should try it!"
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A slang phrase meaning that the sayer is not obligated to any sort of agreement.
“Are you gonna give that man his money?”
“Rambunction goes both ways”
The time during the doning of the condom.
Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.
Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.
The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.
I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.
President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:
"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
A variant of "you know the score"; that is, an acknowledgement that one is aware of a meaning or perception beyond that which is immediately discernable.
"...and then with regard to these new upcharges that they claim are for a good cause—well, you know the sauce that goes on it!"
Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.
Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.
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