That's what Newton said

Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.

-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).

-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)

- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)

Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.

Dude 2: That's what she said.

Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said

Dudes: TWNS!!!

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that's what she said

A sexual phrase that can be said after just about anything.

Student 1- Did you do your homework?
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!

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That's what Shi'i said

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.

Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

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that's what Oscar said

A spin-off of "That's what she said," coined by Steve Carrell playing Michael from The Office, it is a term blurted loudly after someone says a phrase that you want to turn into a gay sex joke.

Joe "This one is too soft, I want a harder one"
Mark "That's what Oscar said!"

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That's what Patrick said

A term used when somone says something that can be interperated as something sexual (usually gay). The same thing as that's what she said or that's what he said just diffrent.

Guy 1: AHRR! It's to BIG.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

or

Guy 1: EWW, it's all sticky.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

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That's What She Said

what so many people say now

I was eating Bosco Sticks which happen to be a really greasy food for those of you who don't know and this is the conservation...
me: (holding Bosco Stick(yeah stick that's what she said) and watching the grease drip out
friend 1: it's leaking
friends 2: squeeze it
friends 3: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

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That's what Bieber said

Similar to That's what she said jokes, used when someone makes a feminine remark.

Sally: Ugh, I have to go change my tampon
John: That's what Bieber said

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