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Italian People. . .
"Ohhhhhh! We are like so cool!!! Ohhhhh!!! We like make the best food!!! And ohhhh the Woman are like gorgeous!!!!"
Well lemme tell you my statement to the Italians. . .
- Hey! I'm Italian and I am the bet person in the world!
- No you're not! That Hungarian guy just kicked your ass!
- *Italian Person Sobbing*
Italian Person: Hey Everyone! Look at me I'm Italian and I'm like sooooo Coooooooooool!!!!!!!
Hungarian Person: If you're so cool why did I just kick your ass at every Sport?
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Italians have never invented a single thing. We take the rest of the world's shit and make it better. The Chinese invented rice noodles, I talians made real pasta. As far as girls go you will never find any brunettes hotter. 2nd hottest babes in the universe after Swedish girls. Cars include Ferrari and Lamborghini. Ferraris are the fastest cars that are street legal not to mention they're awesome looking. Lambo's are the hottest looking cars. They are the best sports cars out there for two reasons:
1. They are designed by Italy and
2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).
Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.
Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
Look at that flaming hot Italian chick on the hood of that Lamborghini.
Yeah, France can suck it.
NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
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The most fucking annoying people on the planet. When you say you don't live in Italy you mean it.
God that damn Italian stole my car!
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(eye-talian)
weed, called by the infamous "Team Ital"
codename to get around the rents
boydy- "How much italian you bring this weekend?"
josh- "Nigga i got 6 g's this weekend"
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Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute.
Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!
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Has a mustache regardless of gender, uses unnecessary inflections in their voice, and always speaks with the thumb touching all fingers. You won’t find any Italian on a ketogenic diet, because they only eat pizza and pasta. Also gets mad when people refer to pizza as an all-American food. Very competitive, and will always win that bike race you have with your friends. Despises being called Mario or Luigi.
You see that guy eating his pizza with a fork? Damn Italians…
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