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"Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.
If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty
That Russian guy who sings the song Tanz Brüderchend from the A Frightened Boy flash. Remixed by techno artist Hyperactive makes for an uber song.
www.rathergood.com/vid
Once there was a little boy.
He lived in a place where bad things happened.
He was afraid that he would be brutally killed,
Just like all the other little children had been.
And then, one day, along came a crab.
The boy tried to ignore the crab,
But it just stayed behind him.
Singing..
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Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is
You just followed Ivan's Law tonight
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When a jack ass driving on the highway realizes they are going to miss their exit at the last second cuts across three lanes of traffic to make it with complete disregard of other drivers on the road. Usually causing extreme cases of road rage. Taken from the movie The hunt for red October.
CRAZY IVAN!!!!! Jim did you see that as***le cut me off? I almost spilled my beer!!!
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an icon, a legend, awesome, hot, iconic, sexy, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, an amazing person.
you are so ivan coutureing right now 😍
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When you are behind a women with a terrific ass...you are staring at it....she does the unexpected(it's like they have a sixth sense or something)turns around and catches you looking, making you feel like some kind of perv.
Comes from the unexpected turn a Soviet boomer would do to try to catch a U.S. sub coming up from behind.
Wow!! Did you see the turdcutter on that chick. I was enjoying the scenery but she pulled a crazy ivan on me!!
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