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Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.
Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.
Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.
That Russian guy who sings the song Tanz Brüderchend from the A Frightened Boy flash. Remixed by techno artist Hyperactive makes for an uber song.
www.rathergood.com/vid
Once there was a little boy.
He lived in a place where bad things happened.
He was afraid that he would be brutally killed,
Just like all the other little children had been.
And then, one day, along came a crab.
The boy tried to ignore the crab,
But it just stayed behind him.
Singing..
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Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is
You just followed Ivan's Law tonight
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When a jack ass driving on the highway realizes they are going to miss their exit at the last second cuts across three lanes of traffic to make it with complete disregard of other drivers on the road. Usually causing extreme cases of road rage. Taken from the movie The hunt for red October.
CRAZY IVAN!!!!! Jim did you see that as***le cut me off? I almost spilled my beer!!!
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an icon, a legend, awesome, hot, iconic, sexy, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, an amazing person.
you are so ivan coutureing right now 😍
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When you are behind a women with a terrific ass...you are staring at it....she does the unexpected(it's like they have a sixth sense or something)turns around and catches you looking, making you feel like some kind of perv.
Comes from the unexpected turn a Soviet boomer would do to try to catch a U.S. sub coming up from behind.
Wow!! Did you see the turdcutter on that chick. I was enjoying the scenery but she pulled a crazy ivan on me!!
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