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1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
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A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
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The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.
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To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.
Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!
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Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.
"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!
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When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.
Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.
Why would he back off and jack off???
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