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Jakob foal

A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl

Oh look! Its a foal, oh wait no! Its a lost jakob foal, lets go catch him!

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018


Jakob Stahr

Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.

his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.

Oh wow, look at that handsome young man. He must be related to Jakob Stahr

by Antiom November 24, 2021


jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig January 9, 2018


Jakob McGravy

Stalker.

Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!

by Ali B Skeeterman April 10, 2019


jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019


Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017


Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019