Rural Dictionary

Jam mode

When you are excited about something. Or any other time you want to say jam mode.

Tonight Is gonna be jam mode

Tonight we are getting on the jam mode

Hello may I say jam mode?... Jam mode

by Jammode August 5, 2016

a reference to 2005 American comedy film The 40 Year Old Virgin where Paul Rudd's character, David gives Steve Carell, Andy a box of the best pornos called "Boner Jams". Boner Jams is a list of the best videos that busted your nut! aka ejaculate. Wankers keep a list of videos that made their cock explode baby batter.

Wow this video of a slut getting plowed up her cunt and ass made me Bust my load! I'm adding it to the "Boner Jams 2022" playlist!

by HornyPornoAddict March 18, 2022

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Traffic Jam

This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.

“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

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no jam bros

the no jam bros are jeongyeon and chaeyoung of a popular korean girlgroup, TWICE. they save ugly photos of the other members on their phones, and love to troll nayeon. they are the most dorkiest, most coolest duo in the girlgroup. i don't make rules here.

- no jam bros are life
- yeah, they're the best

by chaeyoung berry May 1, 2018

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