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Jamie

A fucking asshole who is friendless fat fuck.

1: Man that dude's an asshole
2: Yeah he must be a Jamie

by Cannabislector December 4, 2017

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Jamie

An amazing guy who is tall shy and quiet easy to get along with and does a lot of drugs he is chill layed back and always enjoys a smoke and a drink with his mates he is a great kisser and an animal in bed

fucks a whole load of bitches and the best time with jamie is at night

by JamTheLad April 24, 2018

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Jamie

Great Lad. He has a cheeky smile and is normally the life and sole of the party. Top shagger.

I hooked up with Jamie last night, it was amazing

by JEB4635 October 20, 2017

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Jamie

A person that is very bad at football and loves someone that is hated the most.

Why You're really Jamie?
Because I love Jake paul.

by Harvet January 3, 2019

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Jamie

Jamie usually has bright blonde hair and blue eyes. She is usually kind, sweet, innocent, and shy. She is a good singer and is VERY beautiful, but she usually looks at her negative properties. She likes to cuddle and is one to give in and let the man have fun with her.(If you know what I mean). If anyone she cares about is threatened, she wont hesitate to kick the attackers ass.

Friend:HELP!!
Jamie:(Puts a gun to the attackers head) go away.

by MysticRider101 April 28, 2018

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Jamie

Basically it’s that scrawny lanky ginger kid from like year 7 or something that no matter what you’re doing, or where you are he’ll think your talking about him, insulting him or dating his mum and dads name. Also whenever he loses at something no matter what it is he tries to make up a fucking excuse so it doesn’t look like he’s a complete failure. Oh and if you beat him at anything that he asked you to do or take part in he’ll change the rules so it looks like he didn’t lose.

Lucas: OMG Kieran I watched this anime hentai stuff yesterday it was like so good.”
Kieran: OMG Lucas sounds so good show me NOW.”
Jamie: *Walks over to them*
“OI WHAT U SAYING WHY U TALKING ABOUT MY DAD FOR IM GONNA FUCKING CALL THE FBI AND IM GONNA SWAT YOURSELF YOU CHEATER YOU BETTER BE SCARED AND IM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR SHITTY HOUSE YOU SHITTY CUNT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IN YOUR SLEEP IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR EMPTY SKULL WITH MY BARE FOOT.”

Note, Jamie is extremely capable of doing absolutely nothing he mentioned there. He’s the type of person that will break his back after you pat his shoulder.

by YouDon’tNeedToKnow October 24, 2018

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Jamie

A young weirdo with no life and likes snapchat who is afraid for anyone to touch her phone

Hey Jamie can i use your phone " f off

by carl_62648 October 26, 2018

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