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A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).
Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.
Diver B: That sucks.
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A boy who's gay and likes being tucked with Donald Trump in his closet
Jason is a boy
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Jasons are stupid penis licking people who sit on their ass playing video games and eating virtual booty.
In other words, losers.
Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
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The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
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Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is such an ass. All he does is talk about my mom being a MILF.
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Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
Yo: you gonna come jason my grover bitch?
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