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to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day
you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time
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usually a funny kid, that like to smoke alot of pot, usually spends all of his money on it, but usually also wants other people to smoke him some weed, has someone in his family who was a bad impression on him, possibly a older brother or cousin, doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks about his marijuana use, has a best friend who has moved to a different school, but will soon reunite in a naborhood
marijuana, jason
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anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.
"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."
"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"
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A tight butthole that gets destroyed when doing anal.
Your Jasoning my asshole
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to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.
That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason.
Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.
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The belief in Magic as defined by millions of High School intellectuals.
John: "How was the Earth formed?"
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."
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