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gum that got left under your desk but somehow has traces of many known std's
ah shit there's a Mary Jenkins under my desk
If someone questions your methods after a blunder (especially one of your own making), simply deny any blame and instead send them a topical Wikipedia article without explanation and refuse to reconsider your actions.
Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins who after being ask by studio executives to rewrite her script for Wonder Woman 3, refused and instead sent them a link to the Wonder Woman Wikipedia page.
My mechanic asked me why I'd put gasoline in my Tesla, so I decided to Pull a Jenkins and sent him the Wikipedia on gasoline generating electricity.
1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time
did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.
Brandon, you're being yourself! Stop being Brandon Jenkins.
The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.
Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them
The best old tiktoker known ever she loves her hubby Dicky and they make such a great couple!!!
Jane Jones Jenkins loves her husband Dicky!
thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit
candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?
you: yep, he bypassed the username